Coordinating leopard print PORTS V shorts and a tee from Round Two (Sean Wotherspoon’s shop in LA) with a painting is a milestone for NBA fits.

Put it [the fit pic, not the painting] in the Louvre!

Is this what Serge Ibaka meant when he said he “does art?”

This is sensitive territory so I’ll tread lightly but it needs to be discussed. This is everything the 2017 NY Giants boat pic wanted to be.

Audemars Piguet shining, that beer is still cold and the no-team Champion jersey because even while sailing the sea during the NBA’s COVID-19 shut down, Timmy isn’t going to rep another team.

Maybe the whole Mavs roster is on the boat too, maybe Maxi Kleber is holding up Luka’s legs while he does a kegstand. But guess what. Nothing they do is going to be more illegal than wearing ripped black skinny jeans, Timbs and no shirt on a boat next to Trey Songz.

For just about every white guy that plays basketball, there are two types of days in a calendar year: 364 days waiting until Halloween, and one day where you can dress up like Billy Hoyle from White Men Can’t Jump.

But Tyler Herro is different. He threw the Sidney Dean cycling cap on. That Drake friendship is coming any day now.

Jordan Clarkson posted a pic of him walking onto a PJ (aka: a “private jet” for the plebs) and went out of his way to limit the amount of people who could comment, so, like, for starters, we’re built different.

He’s rocking a rose floral fleece from the NAPA by Martine Rose collection, a very exclusive drop (total number not released) and a reference to the Fall/Winter 2018 T-Emin Jacquard Jackets that we saw worn by the likes of Drake, Playboi Carti and A$AP Rocky

This collaboration saw Martine Rose team up with Napapijri, an Italian brand that originally made alpine travel bags, and obviously Clarkson knew this, which is why he’s wearing it while traveling.

Finally, in Quarantine Fits Vol 1 we talked about how Jordan Clarkson was strategically getting use of his white sneakers inside. It’s a beautiful thing to see the Stussy Nike Zoom Spiridons, still white, in the wild—such is the circle of fits.

This is actually my favorite fit of the month, even though it only includes two items. Custom Louis Vuitton shorts by Imran Potato, custom KD 10s. That—and Shai just getting better.

I guess the new rule is that matching is back as long as you’re only wearing shorts, shoes, and socks. I don’t make the rules though, Shai does.

Darius Bazley is quietly in the conversation for best dressed Zoomer in the league, and it starts with his shoe deal with New Balance. The contract—which many people wrongly gave him the side-eye for—has become like PEDs for his fit pics. Very interested to see if Bazley’s work can steer the upcoming draft class away from the big box standards.

This fit has all the big name Gen Z brands, but the subtle items from each collection. From bottom to top, the Aimé Leon Dore x New Balance 827, Kanye West “Jesus is King” grey sweats, Balenciaga all-over logo sweater, and a vintage Hulk Hogan WCW snapback.

Month three of this, and by now, the fellas have gotten crafty.

Terry combined Swaggy P’s pose on top of his car last month and Kuz’s leopard shorts, leopard painting coordination into one fit pic cyborg.

The yellow ABC Vintage shorts and yellow-accented Waiting to Exhale muscle tee, also likely sourced from ABC Vintage, next to the yellow-accented truck… chefs kiss.

How can I preach originality and personal style and not include this. Ben Simmons is wearing a FaZe Clan hoodie with the same pride that the 40 year-old creative director in my office wears a Kith beanie.

Nobody fact check me on this, but I’m pretty sure Ben Simmons is the only dude in the world to both date Kendall Jenner and wear a professional esports team hoodie in a fit pic.

He brings us back to earth with the Travis Scott SB Dunk Lows.

DJ Wilson may have been frontrunner for the “2019-2020 Hypebeast Your Girl Told You Not To Worry About™” award before quarantine, but maybe the time solo has helped him find himself.

There are a lot more original elements to this than we’ve seen him show before and we want to be the first to congratulate him for that. Air Force 1s customized with ‘Nautic Cobra’ buckles by HYACINTH, green John Elliott corduroy shorts, and the trio of a flaming skull muscle tee, double-sleeves and silver jewelry ensemble that all seem to work together.

Nick Young is here to fix the golf dress code (in an entirely safe way, wearing a mask from his own brand, Most Hated).

He’s even willing to meet the fine golf folk in the middle. The Cactus Plant Flea Market rugby shouldn’t be too far of a leap from the current dress code—and there is no function that isn’t improved by Sacai x Nike Waffles. I hope we can agree on that. But the biggest takeaway is that the country club remix requires a complete overhaul of fun pants, cropped pants like the aztec printed tonal blue ones Nick Young is wearing here.

Looks like Swaggy learned how to putt.

Shai is just perfect, man. It’s a fit so nice we had to feature him twice.

Rocking a tee by Ev Bravado, a brand we’ve seen him support before, floral denim and Retro Jordan 1s—likely 1985s because… well, it’s Shai.

What is he looking at on his phone in all these pics? Will we ever find out? Where is he going? (TAKE US WITH YOU SHAI).