Dwight Howard in a hunter green full set by The Mayfair Group is a walking billboard for five-inch inseam shorts. I suspect “Big Inseam” was behind this.

Also, never thought we’d see Yeezy 350s on an NBA player for another decade, but bringing them back as a role player within a very organized outfit perfectly mirrors Dwight’s career arc. He’s opting for the Burberry bag cause he’s feeling himself.

It’s midnight and the on-campus restaurants are closed. You walk to your floor’s vending machine, but it’s empty. You look up, it’s Marcus Smart holding seven Nature Valley bars in a Versace robe. Wyd?

Tatum’s style is super underrated. He isn’t as likely to fall for the same hype tropes that his peers receive praise for, which is why he’s rarely talked about (although he’s literally wearing Dior Jordans that resell for over five-figures).

But he thrives in warm weather, where he’s comfortable in an IYKYK vintage tee like this 1968 Olympics tee, and either John Geiger shorts that show off his leg tat. Also included (but not in focus) is the St. Louis fitted, which nobody in the league rocks as well as Tatum.

Something cool about being an NBA player is that when they order clothes online, they might even look better than the model in the photos. This is in direct contrast to when us non-NBA players buy clothes online and end up looking like a grapefruit stuffed in a sock.

This reality is especially true when it comes to going “full look” in a single designer. Case in point—this Stussy x Dior zipped shirt and short combo. The fit’s rounded out by Dior Oblique monogram low tops and Oblique logo pouch

Fortunately for us though, the full Dior uniform totals to $4K, cutting the internal “cop or to not cop” debate short. Lucky us!

Mentally, Kyle Kuzma is at fashion week, perpetually. Which is probably why he and Winnie Harlow are such a good match.

We see Winnie’s runway influence very clearly here. The Prada sunglasses worn indoors and Palm Angels camp collar serve to reaffirm his model girlfriend’s companionship, while Kuz is still able to preserve his relationship with his brand plugs with the rest of the fit.

Puma on the feets cause they cut the check, and the Childhood Dreams cargos that aren’t even out yet, plus a hat from the brand for good measure.

At a certain point though, like all of us, Kuz is gonna have to choose one or the other. Best of luck.

There’s really just so much more personality to be shown outside of the tunnel, like getting out of a Range Rover in Flamanti embroidered jorts and Converse Archive Pro Leathers.

Also these Pro Leathers are really cool because they’re a remake of the classic Converse Pro Leathers, which were the basketball shoe icons of the 1970s, but with a Kelly Oubre e-boy flame punctuation.

Finally, Oubre tagged his brand Dope Soul on his computer bag. I’ve got time for a Kelly Oubre “Dress like a Mogul From Home” capsule collection. Throw this fit on the moodboard.

Clarkson is at his best when he dresses subtly, but even when he goes loud, he’s still better than the rest of kids in the league experimenting with flashing logos. These Supreme floral jeans and Dunk Low “Pure Platinums” got something to say.

This is another really good example of Clash-Matching™ a loud print with a neutral.

Something about witnessing an NBA player before they become jaded to free jawnz is super wholesome. You can almost see Herro’s pride radiate off him.

The Air Force 1s look great with the Sinclair sweatsuit but might we suggest the Off-White IVs? Just kidding. Sorry, Mr. Herro. You know what you’re doing.

Gary Harris achieving every little hypebeast’s 2020 summer dreams: vintage tee, loud John Elliott shorts, and “Brazil” Dunks. Keep dreamin, kids! You can do anything you put your mind to.

A few months ago I saw an IG comment that read, “Just put Dunks on Nike ID and end of all this” and it really affected me. Still gonna cop these on resale though.

We had to save this one for last. Ibaka famously once said “I don’t dress, I do art”. For his latest masterpiece, he danced in front of a chandelier to Nigerian Dancehall singer Patoranking while perfectly executing a Clash-Match™ with a double-breasted Balmain Houndstooth Jacket and Wawina Paris button-down. Did we screencap the video? Yes, yes we did.

Crib fits are just as good as tunnel fits. The artist is present.