Kids fear not—you can still flex in the crib. Really grateful for IG for allowing us the ability to seek Extremely Healthy and Necessary Validation™ without going outside, and also for these Stussy x Nike Air Zoom Spiridon Cage 2 Fossils (worn with the collaboration sweatsuit—naturally). If there’s any early takeaway from the library of quarantine fit pics it’s that it’s time to wear your white sneakers with reckless abandon.

Another extremely veteran move is Jordan establishing himself as an indoor-hat-wearer early on in quarantine. This way it won’t look suspicious if or when he wears a hat every single day—should the weeks without seeing a barber stack up. Clarkson is in his seventh season so he’s not new to this. The Kill The Hype L.A. Dodgers logo flip fitted further proves his commitment to the game.

Let’s address this right away—my following commentary means nothing when it comes to this selection, as Russell Westbrook already hit the holy trinity of fit pic comments. One of the most stylish rappers in hip-hop,YG, the sneaker king of the whole association, PJ Tucker, and the Gen Z hollywood style icon Caleb McLaughlin already responded with “Drip”, “Stuff” and “Clean😤”, respectively.

But I digress. A neon-colored accent on the top or bottom is always cool, but a neon accent on top and bottom—especially when it’s your very own just-dropped Why Not? Zer0.3 “Splash Zone” PEs— on an otherwise very white outfit is just so Russ.

It’s clear Westbrook adds cropped painter’s pants with the shirt tucked in to improve WFH productivity. The iPhone 11 is just a best practice flex at this point. All gas, no brake—as per usual.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander was leading the league in tunnel fits so it’s no surprise to see him continue to play chess in quarantine. Olivier flannel, Off-White Jordan Vs and the “staring-at-your-phone” pose make you lean towards streetwear-by-the-numbers but that’s right where the shifty guard changes directions on you.

The jeans are a DIY-custom, as is everything by the sub-label Who Decides War by designer Ev Bravado, an Off-White and Virgil Abloh collaborator; for what it’s worth, Abloh also co-signed Shai’s fit pic by commenting “🌪🌪🌪 🙏🏽✨™️”. The tee under the flannel is one-of-one, a hyper-meta salute to Gilgeous-Alexander’s most icon fits. When I grow up I wanna be like Shai... (to be clear I am 26).

Attitude. Angles. Accessories. Balance. This is what quarantine fit pics are about.

Bazley outsourced the corduroy Vikings hat to Minnesota where he has no real connection, but then kept it close to home by rocking tie-dye sweats from Zeal, the local Oklahoma City designer.

The rookie flexed a That’s The Way of the World record from Earth, Wind and Fire to prove he has an old soul, but also the NB 992s to remind us that just last year he was an 18 year old $1 intern at New Balance. Dare I say it: This is the perfect quarantine fit pic.

Universally loved, Shai Gilgeous is exploring the world of self-produced fit pics—and we love that for him—but what Kyle Kuzma lacks in consensus approval, he makes up for in fit pic experience.

A decorated mirror pic artist who’s already blown up the internet once with a solo project, he’s gotten busy in the last month but ultimately this pic stuck out. Prada bucket hat, big Birkenstocks Arizonas, embroidered socks and—lest we forget—an Audemars Piguet watch to subtly communicate that an NBA contract transcends the standards of new money that a Rolex might imply.

Typically, Jordan Poole might be guilty of fitting the description of The Hypebeast Your Girl Tells You Not To Worry About™—conspicuously stacking logos for clout—and sure, maybe you could even accuse him of weaponizing Purell for clout. But I prefer the universe where hand sanitizer is a clout symbol rather than say, a pair of Yeezy 350s.

Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt because he’s 20 years-old: we’ll assume the pandemic has shown us his true colors. Sacai x Nike LD Waffle trainers, Hawkins Lab sweats, Kanye West x Cactus Plant Flea Market “Kids See Ghosts Crewneck” (this dropped in 2018, can we consider this vintage?) and a Purell Bottle—Let’s call this "Gen Z Responsible Chic."

Kelly Oubre is part of that echelon that wears Supreme in the most tasteful and timeless way. It might as well be Tom Hardy in an Armani suit. He rounds out it with quintessential indoor staples: glasses, Travis Scott x Nike Air Force 1s and statement Supreme pants—because obviously, it’s time to experiment.

I know that Oubre was photographed wearing this same fit in the runway tunnel pre-quarantine before he posted this mirror selfie of him in the same outfit. Even still, how do we know the mirror pic wasn’t taken before the runway photo? It’s very possible that Kelly, like myself, believes in walking before you strut. Sometimes you need to battle test an outfit by doing a lap around the block and buying a $7 coffee in an outfit before you determine it’s worthy of a public appearance.

The jury is still out.